Is Brilliance a Turn-Off?

So what is it about me that just seems to scream "PRUDE!"? I mean damnit why is there just no one out there who sees a girl with a brain and says "damn, I want some of that"?

Why is a girl who reads condemned to spinsterhood? It doesn't seem like anyone else in the world is capable of reading "Mary Wore Her Red Dress" let alone "Mr Darcy Takes a Wife." Why can't I have an intelligent opinion on government policy without being looked at like I'm growing a gigantic second head? So what if I refuse to wear short shorts or skirts that would show my ass if I bent over?

I'm not disagreeable to fooling around. And I'm not looking for "the one" right now. But I swear, everyone must take one look at me and decide I'm too serious to date.

So here's my newsflash for guys. Just because a girl takes life seriously doesn't mean she takes everything seriously. And sometimes those serious girls are serious because they never get laid. Make a serious girl happy today.